Tuesday, May 10, 2011

By fire, by brimestone..... me sef I be wife material!

First lemme thank my blogville bestie HoneyDame  for checking up on me and actually driving me to do a post today...thanks gurl!

This was something that happened at about this time last year. My boyfriend's cousin  who we shall call Okonna had just broken up with this very fine calabar babe...reason: she wasn't a typical calabar girl. She would come around on weekends and never help out with anything. I think on one occassion she saw me cooking and said something like 'hmmm u dey try o", anyways she was fired and she's not the topic of this post.

Few weeks down, Okonna comes to me with his phone, shows me this babe's photo and goes like "I'm feeling her right now", before I could give a response, O'babay was in the house for weekend! Oya na! Like say she been dey there when my bobo and Okonna dey tear the calabar girl with mouth say she no sabi do anything, this new yoruba girl Atinuke took charge!
I was in my house that weekend and boyfriend had come to see me, next thing I heard him and my sisters laughing so hard, I quickly paused my movie and ran into the room, he was on the phone with Okonna. Apparently Atinuke had gone to market, bought several kilos of turkey and made this killer yoruba stew plus a pot of fresh egusi soup and beans/plantain for breakfast the next day! Gengen!! wife material don land! As was expected, Okonna didnt move an inch out of the house that weekend, it was a choppyson weekend.

Meanwhile I couldnt wait to see this new babe.....after work on Monday, as amebo wey I be,I rushed to my bobo's office and followed him home, on getting there, I saw someone clad in a complete winter outfit, and I mean head gear inclusive,I looked around the house again before walking closer to see her face well.....hmmmmmm was all I could say to myself. Meanwhile as was expected, dinner was ready. After introductions, I proceeded to boyfriend's room and then to his bathroom.....small confusion come catsh me dia, he had been at work all day, how come there were freshly laundered clothes lined up in the bathroom and since when did the bath curtain rail turn hanging line? I looked at the clothes again, his boxers, inner shirts, polos etc...long and short be say O'babay left her new bobo's room, enter my own bobo room, come go im laundry basket, carry im underwear go wash! Chei! trespassing! omo, fear grip both Okonna and my bobo. As we dey march go parlour, na so we see Atinuke don pack all Okonna work shirt dey iron them one by one including the one laundry man don already iron. Next thing, she looked at us and went like"are you guys ready to have dinner?"....nna mehn! no see where grown men dey fear  food... I couldnt help the laugh that night, ehen na! shebi na them want wife material, behold one in thy abode! LOL.

The babe didnt stop there o! she took it even further. She went on a "friend request" spree on facebook, started adding everybody linked to my boyfriend and his cousin, home and abroad as long as there was a link....Trust my brother Okonna, the O'babay was fired too! for she had crossed the line! :) LOL!

And did I mention that this babe was in school then and still is......she go leave school for Osun State abi na Ogun, come dey follow man for Lag!


  1. Cant comment yet, your widget is like in my face...but I had read this before setting out. So I shall be back when I get back to my hole.

  2. My word! what a girl!

    One fired for not doing anything at all, another one fired for doing too much. Apparently human beings are difficult to satisfy. Lol!

  3. Men are difficult to satisfy indeed. Girls should just be themselves and their own will find them. Theres a video circulating now on this very topic. Saw it on Linda's Blog.

  4. Hahaha!! I can't laugh hehe. Good for him- he was looking for wifey so he has found na!


  5. lol. me i don't believe in doing housegirl sturves to be wife material. A guy that would love and marry you would do so even if you cant cook and clean.

    And if you want to cook Aquino clean do it out of love not to position as a @wife material@

  6. If she had been promoted from babe to wife, she woulda dropped the good girl act damn quick!

  7. @Ya'all: very correct!besides men being hard to please, I think a lot of women are desperate! that girl for one was very weird and kept acting like she was on an assignment...oh well she probably was!

  8. lol @ Atinuke...that was way out of line - her going into your bf's room and doing his laundry. But I guess it also served Okonna right in some respects...lol.

  9. lolzzzz
    I agree with Myne. Just be yourself joor.

  10. nna forget oh...dat kain tin dey mke pesin wake up by 12 midnight dey kabash in low tones make di gehl no for hear am!